Me, Myself and Life

I found these lines while googling around !! I liked them .. may be u might too :)

try them when U meet cutie cutie girl ;) ... who knows it might work like a charm !

"Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink. "
"Can I even get a fake number ? " --- my favorite
"Hey beautiful...that is your name right?"
"You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you."
"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you"
"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?" -- what a classic !!
"First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say "I'm sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream!"
"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
"What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?"
"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. "
"If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! " --- Yuck! but funny :0
"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
"I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." -- ya I bet

"Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom wouldn't let you get it, no matter how much you begged?? Well that's how I feel about you."

"It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me! "

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? " -- I have a printed Tshirt
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?" --- I can walk any number of times.